I don’t normally do leaks, but this leak was too juicy not to share. Prepare to have your minds blown:
Good day, arithcokes and artichettas of the Tohaa Master Race. Today we begin the campaign in the “Wotan” sector, to bring to peace our allies, the Humans, who are meddling amidst themselves, heedless of the looming threat of the EI. We are en route to the battlespace.
To start, buy 3-4 fresh artichokes. I hope you’re ready, because this plan could change your life!